Are those your sister's pants ?
I have had so much on my mind, but this........breaks my silence.
At the risk of sounding like I have turned the corner, there is something that I just don't get. I mean-- I don't understand how it has become so trendy. Boys in girl pants.......what the hell ? They all look like they are two sizes too small. The legs are uber tight , the waist band looks like it hits mid crack and yet you still see the need for a belt...really? What really confuses me is that not only are the pants too damn tight, but it seems that if you are the slightest bit overweight, gentlemen, you think that they are a really good choice for you.It's like you say " I don't ever want to work out....let me get the smallest pants I can find, get a size too small and shove my ass in!" WHY ????!!! By the way...just because you can get something on, doesn't mean it fits. You can all borrow that quote and spread it around...( muffin tops hint hint). I know that some of my friends like the pants ( I will keep you anonymous) , but I have to get this out. Unless you are a musician ---a skinny musician---you should not wear skinny jeans. Unless you are in Muse, they don't work. While I am at it--unless it is below 70 degress, lay off the knit caps and scarfs too.
You may be sayin--"lay off granny" !! But I say --you look ridiculous!! Now---go get yourself some nice slacks :-)
At the risk of sounding like I have turned the corner, there is something that I just don't get. I mean-- I don't understand how it has become so trendy. Boys in girl pants.......what the hell ? They all look like they are two sizes too small. The legs are uber tight , the waist band looks like it hits mid crack and yet you still see the need for a belt...really? What really confuses me is that not only are the pants too damn tight, but it seems that if you are the slightest bit overweight, gentlemen, you think that they are a really good choice for you.It's like you say " I don't ever want to work out....let me get the smallest pants I can find, get a size too small and shove my ass in!" WHY ????!!! By the way...just because you can get something on, doesn't mean it fits. You can all borrow that quote and spread it around...( muffin tops hint hint). I know that some of my friends like the pants ( I will keep you anonymous) , but I have to get this out. Unless you are a musician ---a skinny musician---you should not wear skinny jeans. Unless you are in Muse, they don't work. While I am at it--unless it is below 70 degress, lay off the knit caps and scarfs too.
You may be sayin--"lay off granny" !! But I say --you look ridiculous!! Now---go get yourself some nice slacks :-)
This is hilarious and I couldn't agree with you more. I tried on 10 pairs of jeans last weekend and despite my inner voice I did try in a pair of skinny jeans. Now, I'm sure I could have found a size that woul fit but it also would have revealed every dent and crevice on my thighs and butt that should lead one to wonder If they shouldn't make a "skinny" jean for anyone past a size 4.
ReplyDeleteThat being said, I'm even further perplexed by boys wearing Girl's jeans and girls wearing panties that resemble tighty whities. I would venture toguess that part o it is related to folks who don't know which gender they want to be but for those of us who aren't confused, we shouldn't have to stand in front of an underwear rack deciding whether our 35 year old butt would look sexy in boy's underwear.